








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2944 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2855 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4316 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3476 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,082 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nоface | 54% | 149 |
| #2 | Konqtskitarata | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | fuzhinkata | 53% | 191 |
| #4 | Leonidas | 52% | 125 |
| #5 | Seltbox | 52% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Leonidas | 52% | 125 |
| #5 | Seltbox | 52% | 220 |
| #6 | avaLaAn | 50% | 60 |
| #7 | le snek | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | Jmuccera | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | fuzhinkata | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | nоface | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Leonidas | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | avaLaAn | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 889 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | fuzhinkata | 478 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | Konqtskitarata | 306 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Leonidas | 227 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | avaLaAn | 222 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuzhinkata | +1.96 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | avaLaAn | +1.86 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Seltbox | +1.45 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | nоface | +0.61 | 77 | 37 |
| #5 | Jmuccera | +0.23 | 69 | 55 |





