








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4311 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5450 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7516 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4399 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,682,765 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 68945716765187 | 52% | 125 |
| #2 | fuzhinkata | 50% | 416 |
| #3 | Seltbox | 49% | 481 |
| #4 | le snek | 49% | 94 |
| #5 | Shibann Alutist | 49% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Konqtskitarata | 48% | 216 |
| #8 | noface | 48% | 40 |
| #9 | Jmuccera | 47% | 150 |
| #10 | nоface | 44% | 94 |
| #11 | Кирил и Методий | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 21 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | fuzhinkata | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Shibann Alutist | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Jmuccera | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 68945716765187 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 1614 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #2 | Konqtskitarata | 1058 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | fuzhinkata | 894 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #4 | 68945716765187 | 255 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | le snek | 250 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuzhinkata | +2.49 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | avaLaAn | +2.31 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | Seltbox | +1.61 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | Jmuccera | +1.19 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | noface | +0.19 | 52 | 73 |





