








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2749 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2338 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $967,534 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nоface | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Seltbox | 54% | 258 |
| #3 | fuzhinkata | 52% | 259 |
| #4 | le snek | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | Кирил и Методий | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Кирил и Методий | 48% | 52 |
| #6 | 68945716765187 | 47% | 38 |
| #7 | Leonidas | 47% | 150 |
| #8 | Konqtskitarata | 45% | 98 |
| #9 | Shibann Alutist | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonidas | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Seltbox | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | fuzhinkata | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Shibann Alutist | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | 68945716765187 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 808 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | fuzhinkata | 562 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Konqtskitarata | 488 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | Leonidas | 299 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | le snek | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuzhinkata | +2.03 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Seltbox | +1.70 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | Jmuccera | +0.81 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | 68945716765187 | -0.48 | 57 | 74 |
| #5 | nоface | -0.67 | 76 | 51 |





