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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3403 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2650 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2887 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2178 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,575 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QUiCKZ | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Tim13o | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | robson | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | blep | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | Ocean65 | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mentalityman21 | 341 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | robson | 195 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tim13o | 141 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ocean65 | 122 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | QUiCKZ | 82 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robson | +1.74 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Ocean65 | +1.32 | 67 | 75 |
| #3 | QUiCKZ | +1.08 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | TIMED OUT | +0.99 | 94 | 58 |
| #5 | Tim13o | +0.74 | 52 | 63 |





