








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3267 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2102 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2509 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2054 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,968 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vieze Asbak | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | suun | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | TakTazzz | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Ocean65 | 55% | 111 |
| #5 | VÆRTΞCX | 52% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | blep | 52% | 170 |
| #8 | sabo | 51% | 78 |
| #9 | robson | 51% | 100 |
| #10 | mentalityman21 | 44% | 59 |
| #11 | vlieldiavol0~ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blep | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | VÆRTΞCX | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | robson | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Ocean65 | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Vieze Asbak | 6 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blep | 448 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ocean65 | 428 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | VÆRTΞCX | 314 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | robson | 216 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | sabo | 177 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suun | +0.98 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | QUiCKZ | +0.87 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | robson | +0.85 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | TIMED OUT | +0.62 | 94 | 52 |
| #5 | Ocean65 | +0.31 | 64 | 72 |





