








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4758 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3918 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2071 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3323 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,010 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vieze Asbak | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | blep | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | robson | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Cha0s | 44% | 96 |
| #5 | mentalityman21 | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robson | 241 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | mentalityman21 | 233 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ocean65 | 166 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vieze Asbak | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cha0s | 94 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robson | +1.75 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Ocean65 | +1.23 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | TIMED OUT | +0.91 | 95 | 54 |
| #4 | Bonijony | +0.76 | 49 | 51 |
| #5 | Tim13o | +0.56 | 58 | 62 |





