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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4767 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2923 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2716 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2666 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,611,066 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jasonlee42 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | VÆRTΞCX | 51% | 72 |
| #3 | immer weiter immer vor | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | pAuL | 49% | 108 |
| #5 | ツMadiツ | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | QUiCKZ | 44% | 59 |
| #10 | Tim13o | 43% | 70 |
| #11 | blep | 41% | 109 |
| #12 | Ocean65 | 39% | 109 |
| #13 | sabo | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vieze Asbak | 27 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | robson | 22 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | blep | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | TIMED OUT | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | sabo | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocean65 | 512 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | robson | 451 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | blep | 325 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tim13o | 274 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | TIMED OUT | 232 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAuL | +2.31 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | robson | +2.07 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Ocean65 | +1.06 | 67 | 77 |
| #4 | ツMadiツ | +0.96 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | QUiCKZ | +0.94 | 88 | 64 |





