








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 729 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2582 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3071 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2744 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,284,980 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Lover | 53% | 128 |
| #2 | slimmote | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | we officially bussin | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | Perc Wazowski | 48% | 154 |
| #5 | 6Foot6Mafia | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | slimmote | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | we officially bussin | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | Perc Wazowski | 48% | 154 |
| #5 | 6Foot6Mafia | 44% | 77 |
| #6 | Hybr13 | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc Wazowski | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | we officially bussin | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | 6Foot6Mafia | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Femboy Lover | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | slimmote | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Lover | 355 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | 354 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | Perc Wazowski | 303 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Hybr13 | 252 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | we officially bussin | 173 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Lover | +0.59 | 71 | 41 |
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | +0.53 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | Perc Wazowski | +0.28 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | ButteredNipples | +0.24 | 63 | 34 |
| #5 | we officially bussin | +0.12 | 76 | 55 |





