








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4698 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5676 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5095 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6456 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,528,454 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc Wazowski | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | TheOneAnd0nly™ | 53% | 74 |
| #3 | Troof | 52% | 117 |
| #4 | ButteredNipples | 51% | 103 |
| #5 | Snooks | 51% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Agent K77 | 47% | 94 |
| #8 | we officially bussin | 47% | 101 |
| #9 | Donmega | 46% | 63 |
| #10 | weqtum | 45% | 150 |
| #11 | Hybr13 | 44% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | we officially bussin | 21 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | ButteredNipples | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Agent K77 | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Hybr13 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | weqtum | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snooks | 603 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | 553 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Hybr13 | 542 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Troof | 450 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #5 | we officially bussin | 296 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troof | +1.87 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | we officially bussin | +1.51 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Agent K77 | +0.56 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | 6Foot6Mafia | +0.54 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Perc Wazowski | +0.46 | 63 | 55 |





