








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1382 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1355 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1205 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,578 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC Mint | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | toddler tickler | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | TBC TiNoSaURuS | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Нет пределов | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | AlluB0B | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 33% | 9 |
| #13 | PMW | 30% | 20 |
| #14 | MooX | 27% | 11 |
| #15 | ♿Jura | 22% | 9 |
| #16 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaskacaseopening.com | 15 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 12 | 0.0583 |
| #3 | qoucci | 4 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | PMW | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 3 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | 173 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | jaskacaseopening.com | 108 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | AlluB0B | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | qoucci | 63 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | TBC Turquoise | 54 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooX | +2.79 | 68 | 39 |
| #2 | Laattaaja54999 | +2.46 | 48 | 28 |
| #3 | TBC fandango | +2.31 | 73 | 85 |
| #4 | finlasthope | +0.46 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | Нет пределов | +0.20 | 69 | 75 |





