








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 516 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5167 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6448 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6150 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7478 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,948,253 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qoucci | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | ErrorzZz | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | toddler tickler | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | TBC fandango | 56% | 158 |
| #5 | pHann | 55% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | 25 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | KitKat | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | TBC Turquoise | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | TBC TiNoSaURuS | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | pHann | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | 892 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #2 | TBC Turquoise | 306 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Toblo2 | 238 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✪ Taika Eetu | 205 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | AlluB0B | 181 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KitKat | +4.53 | 70 | 44 |
| #2 | Toblo2 | +3.88 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | ErrorzZz | +3.21 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | TBC fandango | +2.72 | 66 | 79 |
| #5 | TBC Turquoise | +0.53 | 69 | 74 |





