








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4699 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4399 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4865 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3878 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,010 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qoucci | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | TBC TiNoSaURuS | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | TBC Turquoise | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | TBC fandango | 57% | 97 |
| #5 | TBC Mint | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TBC fandango | 57% | 97 |
| #5 | TBC Mint | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | PMW | 52% | 58 |
| #7 | finlasthope | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | jutta | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | TBC Turquoise | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | qoucci | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | TBC TiNoSaURuS | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | PMW | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | 547 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | TBC Turquoise | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | qoucci | 103 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | PMW | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | TBC TiNoSaURuS | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC fandango | +2.60 | 68 | 80 |
| #2 | qoucci | +1.43 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | finlasthope | +0.91 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | TBC Turquoise | +0.52 | 68 | 72 |
| #5 | PMW | -0.40 | 59 | 59 |





