








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5495 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7070 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5034 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6178 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,847 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faith | 66% | 264 |
| #2 | ManBanana | 63% | 371 |
| #3 | α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Ιͺα΄ | 59% | 173 |
| #4 | bearylamp | 57% | 381 |
| #5 | C+ Tier | 57% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Ιͺα΄ | 59% | 173 |
| #4 | bearylamp | 57% | 381 |
| #5 | C+ Tier | 57% | 244 |
| #6 | π‘πͺπΌπΌπ | 43% | 298 |
| #7 | β₯Leighorβ | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManBanana | 93 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | π‘πͺπΌπΌπ | 20 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | bearylamp | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Faith | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Ιͺα΄ | 8 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bearylamp | 976 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | ManBanana | 829 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Ιͺα΄ | 590 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Faith | 566 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | C+ Tier | 344 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManBanana | +4.26 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | kurukuru | +3.60 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | bearylamp | +0.12 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | C+ Tier | -0.66 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄‘Ιͺα΄Κ Ιͺα΄ | -1.59 | 37 | 41 |





