








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1044 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




263 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3569 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3678 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 9593 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 6117 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,548,170 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmallPharaon | 57% | 108 |
| #2 | THUG LIFE | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | 910 | 54% | 493 |
| #4 | olelemaiko | 51% | 457 |
| #5 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | 51% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | TecHno | 49% | 146 |
| #10 | ivoGOD | 46% | 190 |
| #11 | Alice' | 45% | 126 |
| #12 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 42% | 116 |
| #13 | 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 | 40% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | 49 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ivoGOD | 37 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Kingsize | 31 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 27 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | 910 | 25 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | 1178 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #2 | 910 | 808 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | 657 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #4 | Kingsize | 483 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | Dark Sage | 423 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +4.05 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | 910 | +2.72 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | +2.26 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | degenerated players | +2.07 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | TheSmallPharaon | +1.09 | 75 | 64 |





