








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 457 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13241 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11242 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9218 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8092 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,386 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | degenerated players | 60% | 141 |
| #2 | 910 | 59% | 362 |
| #3 | ivoGOD | 57% | 108 |
| #4 | THUG LIFE | 57% | 141 |
| #5 | TheSmallPharaon | 55% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | mella | 54% | 108 |
| #8 | TecHno | 54% | 244 |
| #9 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 52% | 87 |
| #10 | Bratanov | 51% | 457 |
| #11 | Goddess💋 | 49% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratanov | 94 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | TecHno | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ivoGOD | 16 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Dark Sage | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | 910 | 13 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goddess💋 | 479 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | 910 | 462 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #3 | TheSmallPharaon | 449 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | TecHno | 398 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Dark Sage | 371 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +3.58 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | 910 | +1.74 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | TheSmallPharaon | +0.67 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | degenerated players | +0.67 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | TecHno | -0.33 | 72 | 58 |





