








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4283 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3613 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3729 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,300 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rodrygo | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | leko obseben priqtno nadurven | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | elitelikethat | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | degenerated players | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | ivoGOD | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Bratanov | 50% | 203 |
| #12 | Kingsize | 50% | 32 |
| #13 | Alice' | 48% | 63 |
| #14 | Plafzy | 46% | 24 |
| #15 | ❥︎ Ðᴀɪꜱʏ | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratanov | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | 910 | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Kingsize | 8 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | olelemaiko | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | TheSmallPharaon | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | 431 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | 428 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | 910 | 270 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | TheSmallPharaon | 197 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bratanov | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +4.35 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | elitelikethat | +4.31 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | +2.90 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | 910 | +2.39 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | degenerated players | +1.57 | 78 | 63 |





