








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 363 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Renown | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 30 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12775 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10896 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6531 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8537 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,546,336 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bratanov | 27 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Alice' | 16 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | 910 | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Dark Sage | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | TheSmallPharaon | 6 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olelemaiko | +3.51 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | +2.99 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Scorch 🔥 | +1.86 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | 910 | +1.77 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | TheSmallPharaon | +0.32 | 71 | 62 |





