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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10 | 2% |
| Smokes | 151 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,703 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pitstop | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | 👽 | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Kamixdyolo | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | #1337 | 100% | 2 |
| #5 | NUEVERA cmoiwsh | 100% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | aac.meunier | 50% | 4 |
| #17 | RedeShipos | 50% | 4 |
| #18 | Skoll | 50% | 6 |
| #19 | FrenchDoomer | 25% | 4 |
| #20 | ZyKlass | 0% | 2 |





