








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 559 | 28% |
| Smokes | 610 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 393 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,510 of utility $280 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanaaaaR | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Kebab | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Kanaaaa | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa Hih | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | ka | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kanaaaa | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa Hih | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | ka | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | FrenchDoomer | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | Limo | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa Hih | 8 | 0.0494 |
| #2 | Kanaaaa | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Limo | 4 | 0.0268 |
| #4 | KanaaaaR | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | Kebab | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ka | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kebab | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Limo | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kanaaaa | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ka | +5.20 | 55 | 73 |
| #2 | RedeShipos | +4.97 | 87 | 42 |
| #3 | Kanaaaa Hih | +0.65 | 38 | 26 |
| #4 | Kebab | -1.15 | 17 | 45 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | -2.46 | 41 | 31 |





