








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 20% |
| Smokes | 745 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2979 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2103 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,467 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebab | 65% | 66 |
| #2 | aac.meunier | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | RedSheep | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Limo | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 54% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 54% | 206 |
| #6 | KanaaaaR | 53% | 70 |
| #7 | NUEVERA cmoiwsh | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | DevilPanik | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | Kanaaaa Hih | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa | 32 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Kebab | 17 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | KanaaaaR | 13 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | DevilPanik | 12 | 0.0291 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa Hih | 10 | 0.0235 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebab | 132 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Limo | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kanaaaa | 74 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | RedSheep | 72 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | DevilPanik | 27 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | +5.75 | 87 | 47 |
| #2 | Limo | +1.09 | 73 | 28 |
| #3 | KanaaaaR | +0.66 | 39 | 32 |
| #4 | NUEVERA cmoiwsh | +0.49 | 71 | 30 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa Hih | +0.36 | 27 | 24 |





