








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




158 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2357 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1485 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1616 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,192,637 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenchDoomer | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | DevilPanik | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | KanaaaaR | 61% | 62 |
| #4 | Dydow XIV | 56% | 95 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 48% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 48% | 185 |
| #6 | Kebab | 47% | 70 |
| #7 | Limo | 47% | 30 |
| #8 | aac.meunier | 46% | 39 |
| #9 | gameur gaming | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa | 49 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Kebab | 18 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | KanaaaaR | 18 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | DevilPanik | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | gameur gaming | 5 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kebab | 145 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | DevilPanik | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | FrenchDoomer | 74 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Limo | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 57 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | +4.44 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | Dydow XIV | +1.24 | 69 | 28 |
| #3 | Limo | -0.30 | 78 | 21 |
| #4 | DevilPanik | -0.98 | 54 | 33 |
| #5 | Kebab | -1.58 | 31 | 48 |





