








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1491 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2478 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,961 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -9,53 leetify | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Limo | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | Dydow XIV | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | FrenchDoomer | 65% | 66 |
| #5 | DevilPanik | 63% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kanaaaa Hih | 52% | 23 |
| #8 | Kanaaaa | 50% | 157 |
| #9 | RedSheep | 47% | 70 |
| #10 | gameur gaming | 46% | 35 |
| #11 | aac.meunier | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa | 39 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | RedSheep | 31 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | Limo | 15 | 0.0227 |
| #4 | Kanaaaa Hih | 14 | 0.0330 |
| #5 | KanaaaaR | 13 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenchDoomer | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | RedSheep | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Limo | 71 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kanaaaa | 69 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | DevilPanik | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSheep | +6.29 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | -9,53 leetify | +4.82 | 68 | 33 |
| #3 | Dydow XIV | +2.65 | 71 | 18 |
| #4 | Limo | +2.50 | 67 | 34 |
| #5 | DevilPanik | +0.33 | 67 | 24 |





