








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 399 matches | ||
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11086 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9522 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8212 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6495 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,098 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2988 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janimati | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | Kalle | 51% | 61 |
| #3 | Pot80 | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | Snorsu | 45% | 42 |
| #5 | IPOMAN | 44% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | IPOMAN | 44% | 299 |
| #6 | slobodan666 | 44% | 183 |
| #7 | augustus | 44% | 124 |
| #8 | Paapparipa | 41% | 182 |
| #9 | ogokkaaj | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IPOMAN | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | slobodan666 | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Paapparipa | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Pot80 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ogokkaaj | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pot80 | 428 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Paapparipa | 404 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | slobodan666 | 343 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | augustus | 312 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | IPOMAN | 297 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | +1.86 | 62 | 75 |
| #2 | Pot80 | +0.91 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | Janimati | +0.26 | 55 | 41 |
| #4 | Kalle | -0.16 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | augustus | -0.23 | 58 | 62 |





