








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Wingman | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2790 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4535 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4380 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3635 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,369 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pot80 | 51% | 110 |
| #2 | augustus | 46% | 99 |
| #3 | slobodan666 | 46% | 156 |
| #4 | Paapparipa | 45% | 161 |
| #5 | are | 44% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Paapparipa | 45% | 161 |
| #5 | are | 44% | 299 |
| #6 | Janimati | 44% | 104 |
| #7 | Kalle | 42% | 66 |
| #8 | ogokkaaj | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | slobodan666 | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | augustus | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Pot80 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Janimati | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | 827 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Pot80 | 463 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | Paapparipa | 409 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | slobodan666 | 302 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | augustus | 223 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | +1.55 | 59 | 76 |
| #2 | Pot80 | +0.93 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | Kalle | +0.41 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Janimati | +0.13 | 57 | 50 |
| #5 | augustus | +0.08 | 60 | 61 |





