








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4536 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6884 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5527 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5777 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,292 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOP | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Janimati | 50% | 168 |
| #3 | Snorsu | 49% | 99 |
| #4 | augustus | 47% | 196 |
| #5 | IPOMAN | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kalle | 45% | 156 |
| #8 | slobodan666 | 44% | 294 |
| #9 | Pot80 | 44% | 254 |
| #10 | are | 41% | 182 |
| #11 | Raven | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slobodan666 | 16 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | are | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | augustus | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Pot80 | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Janimati | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pot80 | 1017 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | are | 823 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | slobodan666 | 594 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | augustus | 497 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | Snorsu | 331 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | +1.92 | 58 | 77 |
| #2 | Pot80 | +1.44 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Raven | +0.88 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | Janimati | +0.43 | 60 | 53 |
| #5 | augustus | +0.27 | 62 | 62 |





