








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3313 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3968 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2345 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2376 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,089 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | IPOMAN | 46% | 99 |
| #11 | slobodan666 | 45% | 211 |
| #12 | Janimati | 44% | 89 |
| #13 | are | 44% | 124 |
| #14 | Raaka | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | slobodan666 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Pot80 | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Paapparipa | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | IPOMAN | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pot80 | 631 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | are | 558 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | Paapparipa | 470 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | slobodan666 | 416 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kalle | 254 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juti | +3.31 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | are | +2.65 | 60 | 79 |
| #3 | Pot80 | +1.07 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | Raaka | +0.54 | 43 | 70 |
| #5 | Janimati | +0.45 | 63 | 54 |





