








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1641 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3245 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2613 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,614 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KaWaJaβͺ | 47% | 105 |
| #6 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 46% | 196 |
| #7 | P@SIYA π£ | 46% | 237 |
| #8 | Kalu Malli | 46% | 101 |
| #9 | Sabanx_09 | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZACK | 19 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | P@SIYA π£ | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Kalu Malli | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Dissa | 9 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 645 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dissa | 539 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 267 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | P@SIYA π£ | 174 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | KaWaJaβͺ | 135 | 0.06 | 4 min |





