








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6686 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3219 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4754 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2222 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,130 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 46% | 196 |
| #2 | Dissa | 46% | 158 |
| #3 | Kalu Malli | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | KaWaJaβͺ | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | P@SIYA π£ | 42% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P@SIYA π£ | 32 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ZACK | 27 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 21 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 20 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Kalu Malli | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 446 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 362 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 288 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | ZACK | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 182 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZACK | +1.63 | 58 | 55 |
| #2 | KaWaJaβͺ | +1.23 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | Dissa | +0.64 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | Hoo Lee Sheet | -0.11 | 58 | 34 |
| #5 | P@SIYA π£ | -0.12 | 43 | 43 |





