








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 34% |
| Smokes | 988 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 340 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 257 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,700 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 48% | 189 |
| #2 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 48% | 189 |
| #2 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 437 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 181 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 107 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | P@SIYA π£ | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | 58 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | +1.20 | 65 | 55 |
| #2 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | +0.42 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | Hoo Lee Sheet | +0.26 | 64 | 36 |
| #4 | P@SIYA π£ | +0.11 | 46 | 45 |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | -1.65 | 23 | 53 |





