








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5569 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5444 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4302 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4813 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,458,351 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 47% | 134 |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 43% | 374 |
| #4 | ZACK | 40% | 80 |
| #5 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 36% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 47% | 134 |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 43% | 374 |
| #4 | ZACK | 40% | 80 |
| #5 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 36% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P@SIYA π£ | 38 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 34 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | ZACK | 19 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Dissa | 17 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 15 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 50 π
ππ π©πππ€ | 773 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Dissa | 425 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | P@SIYA π£ | 247 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | ZACK | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hoo Lee Sheet | 99 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dissa | +2.10 | 60 | 57 |
| #2 | ZACK | +1.82 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | Hoo Lee Sheet | +0.74 | 61 | 31 |
| #4 | P@SIYA π£ | +0.62 | 40 | 43 |
| #5 | K@iya { ε―δΊ }πβ | -1.32 | 28 | 52 |





