








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




136 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2003 | 44% |
| Smokes | 321 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1298 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,272,312 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StrattoN | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | KungFoy ♡ | 51% | 61 |
| #3 | munch | 48% | 125 |
| #4 | -yd | 47% | 158 |
| #5 | (っ´ཀ`)っ | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StrattoN | +3.38 | 76 | 44 |
| #2 | -yd | +2.23 | 50 | 36 |
| #3 | fample | +1.95 | 68 | 38 |
| #4 | Doug Dimmadome | +1.43 | 21 | 52 |
| #5 | munch | +1.14 | 98 | 13 |





