








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4798 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4618 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4686 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3299 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,726,351 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1902 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munch | 10 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Goobert | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | (っ´ཀ`)っ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | JoJo | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | hvnlypeach | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goobert | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | KungFoy ♡ | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | (っ´ཀ`)っ | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | munch | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | PudPo | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -yd | +0.69 | 60 | 51 |
| #2 | munch | +0.55 | 98 | 17 |
| #3 | JoJo | -0.21 | 38 | 37 |
| #4 | Goobert | -1.49 | 68 | 27 |
| #5 | KungFoy ♡ | -2.04 | 50 | 32 |





