








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3711 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2907 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3390 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,990 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himicane | 51% | 41 |
| #2 | hvnlypeach | 44% | 89 |
| #3 | cherrybbg | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | etalS | 40% | 50 |
| #5 | Scots_men | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Scots_men | 39% | 33 |
| #6 | Goobert | 38% | 128 |
| #7 | MtB_ | 38% | 50 |
| #8 | bOX | 38% | 37 |
| #9 | JoJo | 30% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoJo | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | hvnlypeach | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Goobert | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | etalS | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Scots_men | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtB_ | 269 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | Himicane | 151 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | etalS | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goobert | 58 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | hvnlypeach | 47 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fample | +0.86 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | JoJo | -0.02 | 44 | 23 |
| #3 | MtB_ | -0.03 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Himicane | -1.37 | 51 | 71 |
| #5 | etalS | -1.62 | 54 | 42 |





