








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 563 | 22% |
| Smokes | 888 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 793 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,369 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | k1p! | 63% | 24 |
| #7 | nayu | 61% | 57 |
| #8 | hiiragi | 61% | 38 |
| #9 | omeshima | 57% | 61 |
| #10 | v0rtex0q | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omeshima | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | nayu | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | miyA | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | hiiragi | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | k1p! | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nayu | 254 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | miyA | 187 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | hiiragi | 178 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | omeshima | 176 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | ALTO | 68 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 中華製 | +7.53 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | miyA | +3.37 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | k1p! | +2.21 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | ALTO | +0.67 | 56 | 61 |
| #5 | v0rtex0q | +0.24 | 59 | 42 |





