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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 15% |
| Smokes | 352 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 324 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 324 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,109 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | 84% | 25 |
| #2 | sKOO | 76% | 29 |
| #3 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | Unitzz | 63% | 43 |
| #5 | LeFlowZzz | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | 84% | 25 |
| #2 | sKOO | 76% | 29 |
| #3 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | Unitzz | 63% | 43 |
| #5 | LeFlowZzz | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unitzz | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Straff.Zeyu | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | sKOO | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unitzz | 121 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Straff.Zeyu | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | sKOO | 19 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | LeFlowZzz | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | +9.97 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | LeFlowZzz | +2.65 | 38 | 29 |
| #3 | Unitzz | +1.63 | 41 | 49 |
| #4 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | +0.32 | 32 | 46 |
| #5 | DEWE | +0.02 | 39 | 50 |





