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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 747 | 28% |
| Smokes | 791 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 289 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 834 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,256 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | DEWE | 76% | 29 |
| #3 | NaOaV2 | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Unitzz | 63% | 57 |
| #5 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 54% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | DEWE | 76% | 29 |
| #3 | NaOaV2 | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Unitzz | 63% | 57 |
| #5 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 54% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | NaOaV2 | 7 | 0.0173 |
| #3 | Unitzz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Straff.Zeyu | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unitzz | 156 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | 104 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Straff.Zeyu | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | NaOaV2 | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | DEWE | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Straff.Zeyu | +9.51 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | NaOaV2 | +9.27 | 86 | 74 |
| #3 | Raton Laveur | TeyKaa | +0.34 | 31 | 45 |
| #4 | Unitzz | +0.25 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | DEWE | +0.15 | 38 | 39 |





