








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4492 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6130 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3484 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4502 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,471,320 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunda | 58% | 270 |
| #2 | Druecker | 57% | 162 |
| #3 | joelmei | 56% | 124 |
| #4 | Arberino | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | AGONOR | 55% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunda | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AGONOR | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | joelmei | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | JMDS | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Druecker | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunda | 431 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | AGONOR | 387 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Druecker | 258 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | joelmei | 253 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Arberino | 171 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | +3.78 | 92 | 68 |
| #2 | Yunda | +1.39 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | Druecker | +0.58 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | Arberino | -0.33 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | SAPPHIRE | -0.58 | 62 | 64 |





