








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4242 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4796 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5025 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5093 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,452,271 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVwhiteshadow8_ | 58% | 71 |
| #2 | Kiroh | 56% | 124 |
| #3 | SIPAYDERMAN | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Druecker | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | whitenoisejr | 53% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ediistsauer | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Yunda | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Arberino | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kiroh | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Itsnotalmir | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ediistsauer | 421 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kiroh | 384 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Arberino | 309 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Yunda | 273 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Itsnotalmir | 257 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | +3.98 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | Arberino | +2.23 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | SIPAYDERMAN | +1.93 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | whitenoisejr | +1.92 | 58 | 75 |
| #5 | Yunda | +1.44 | 58 | 68 |





