








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2457 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3377 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3565 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,985 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Arberino | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | AGONOR | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | joelmei | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Joel | 4 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | 753 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | AGONOR | 309 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | joelmei | 281 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Arberino | 187 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Druecker | 101 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | +3.13 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | Hico Nulkenberg🚗 | +2.87 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | Yunda | +1.49 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | Druecker | +1.09 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | Arberino | +0.31 | 59 | 66 |





