








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3420 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3830 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3191 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3201 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,280 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druecker | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | M.Eugster | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Eugst3r | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | TTVwhiteshadow8_ | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Yunda | 55% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hico Nulkenberg🚗 | +3.16 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Kiroh | +2.93 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | M.Eugster | +2.25 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Arberino | +1.84 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | Yunda | +1.31 | 59 | 70 |





