








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4549 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4010 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4107 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2462 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,512 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druecker | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Yunda | 55% | 160 |
| #3 | Kiroh | 55% | 196 |
| #4 | joelmei | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | Arberino | 51% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMDS | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Arberino | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Kiroh | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Yunda | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | braffle | 5 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | 506 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Yunda | 284 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | joelmei | 186 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Arberino | 174 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Knut Destroyer | 165 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | +3.66 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | Druecker | +2.05 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Knut Destroyer | +1.76 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Yunda | +1.50 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | braffle | +1.32 | 73 | 63 |





