








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3522 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4024 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2444 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3528 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,414 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Hiis0ka | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 54% | 265 |
| #4 | Avelina | 53% | 271 |
| #5 | Ikari | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Putz hier nur | 51% | 163 |
| #7 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 49% | 196 |
| #8 | Thorgrimm(GER) | 48% | 56 |
| #9 | VOODOO | 46% | 168 |
| #10 | Jaze | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | VOODOO | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Avelina | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Ikari | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 544 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Avelina | 459 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | VOODOO | 236 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | 198 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ikari | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | +3.50 | 53 | 25 |
| #2 | Ikari | +2.90 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Hiis0ka | +2.80 | 80 | 28 |
| #4 | Jaze | +1.98 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | Bio_Wasser99 | +1.34 | 54 | 43 |





