








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 266 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1013 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1570 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2916 | 51% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,878 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Hiis0ka | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Bio_Wasser99 | 49% | 196 |
| #4 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 47% | 196 |
| #5 | Ikari | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 18 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Bio_Wasser99 | 16 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Avelina | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | VOODOO | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Putz hier nur | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 580 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 386 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Avelina | 362 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | VOODOO | 191 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Putz hier nur | 131 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | +3.63 | 58 | 36 |
| #2 | Jaze | +3.39 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Ikari | +2.75 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | Bio_Wasser99 | +1.58 | 54 | 44 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | +1.06 | 55 | 31 |





