








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4915 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4100 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5374 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4663 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5196 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,365,743 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Putz hier nur | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Avelina | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Avelina | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 45% | 47 |
| #6 | madness | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | Carry Potter | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Bio_Wasser99 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Avelina | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 168 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bio_Wasser99 | 151 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 112 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Avelina | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Putz hier nur | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | +1.67 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Ikari | +1.35 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | Bio_Wasser99 | +0.25 | 51 | 37 |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | -1.11 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | -1.54 | 50 | 20 |





