








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 303 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2195 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2822 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,402 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Amo94 | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Bio_Wasser99 | 54% | 265 |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | 52% | 115 |
| #5 | Avelina | 52% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 23 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | VOODOO | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Avelina | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 780 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Avelina | 253 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | VOODOO | 219 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | 154 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ikari | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | +3.26 | 57 | 39 |
| #2 | Ikari | +2.84 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | Bio_Wasser99 | +1.77 | 52 | 40 |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | +0.77 | 49 | 37 |
| #5 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | +0.73 | 50 | 31 |





