








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1646 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2546 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1839 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,889 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Putz hier nur | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | Jaze | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Avelina | 50% | 113 |
| #5 | Ikari | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | anders[GER]csgocases_com | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Avelina | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Thorgrimm(GER) | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bio_Wasser99 | 490 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | 384 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Avelina | 133 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Putz hier nur | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ikari | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreitoasty | +3.92 | 59 | 27 |
| #2 | Jaze | +3.66 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | Ikari | +3.51 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | Fischgrätenjoghurt | +2.40 | 51 | 27 |
| #5 | Bio_Wasser99 | +1.81 | 52 | 42 |





