








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1226 | 25% |
| Smokes | 988 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1042 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1681 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,439,472 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 46% | 153 |
| #2 | Feathers McGraw | 45% | 172 |
| #3 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 43% | 338 |
| #4 | Sneaky Golem | 43% | 133 |
| #5 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | 40% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Feathers McGraw | 45% | 172 |
| #3 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 43% | 338 |
| #4 | Sneaky Golem | 43% | 133 |
| #5 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | 40% | 126 |
| #6 | [Minimani Ac] Vhopper | 21% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 75 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Feathers McGraw | 57 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 51 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | Sneaky Golem | 44 | 0.0169 |
| #5 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | 27 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 835 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 571 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sneaky Golem | 366 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Feathers McGraw | 236 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | 218 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feathers McGraw | +4.22 | 88 | 33 |
| #2 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | +0.59 | 28 | 60 |
| #3 | Sneaky Golem | +0.58 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | -0.68 | 37 | 34 |
| #5 | Tyhmä Kanamies | -0.78 | 33 | 33 |





