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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1321 | 42% |
| Smokes | 237 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 992 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,498 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 38% | 97 |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] Megixx | 34% | 118 |
| #3 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 29% | 158 |
| #4 | [Minimani Ac] KL | 27% | 15 |
| #5 | Kami | 25% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | [Minimani Ac] KL | 27% | 15 |
| #5 | Kami | 25% | 28 |
| #6 | PARK AVENUE | 23% | 22 |
| #7 | [MmAC] Eliksib | 21% | 29 |
| #8 | [MmAC] N1mple | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 47 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] Megixx | 38 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 29 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | Kami | 11 | 0.0203 |
| #5 | [MmAC] N1mple | 5 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Minimani Ac] Megixx | 713 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #2 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 308 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | PARK AVENUE | 95 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kami | 90 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARK AVENUE | +5.82 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | +5.49 | 79 | 25 |
| #3 | Kami | +1.05 | 66 | 31 |
| #4 | [Minimani Ac] Megixx | +0.42 | 31 | 57 |
| #5 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | -0.46 | 41 | 30 |





