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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




206 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4508 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2698 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1282 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1582 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,815 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feathers McGraw | 49% | 334 |
| #2 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 45% | 379 |
| #3 | Sneaky Golem | 44% | 93 |
| #4 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 41% | 139 |
| #5 | Ooh cat | 40% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 41% | 139 |
| #5 | Ooh cat | 40% | 126 |
| #6 | Markku | 40% | 48 |
| #7 | Horny Watermelon | 36% | 81 |
| #8 | [Minimani Ac] Vhopper | 29% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 129 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | Feathers McGraw | 127 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | [Minimani Ac] Vhopper | 41 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Sneaky Golem | 38 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 37 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | 2357 | 0.31 | 48 min |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] Vhopper | 465 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Feathers McGraw | 419 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sneaky Golem | 324 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tyhmä Kanamies | 252 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Markku | +5.96 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | Feathers McGraw | +4.72 | 85 | 31 |
| #3 | Sneaky Golem | +0.45 | 60 | 45 |
| #4 | ._A1M D3M0N_. | -0.02 | 33 | 57 |
| #5 | #1 SUBWAY FAN GIRL | -1.27 | 40 | 35 |





