








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




235 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10009 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6562 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5385 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3070 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,863 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARK AVENUE | 50% | 52 |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 48% | 603 |
| #3 | [MmAC] N1mple | 47% | 139 |
| #4 | [MmAC] Eliksib | 46% | 153 |
| #5 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 45% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | [MmAC] Eliksib | 46% | 153 |
| #5 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 45% | 379 |
| #6 | Kami | 45% | 102 |
| #7 | [Minimani Ac] KL | 38% | 39 |
| #8 | [MmAC] Vhopper | 34% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 231 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 145 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | [MmAC] N1mple | 54 | 0.0197 |
| #4 | Kami | 31 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | [MmAC] Vhopper | 28 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | 906 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | 735 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kami | 354 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | [MmAC] Vhopper | 347 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | [MmAC] Eliksib | 306 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PARK AVENUE | +5.75 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | [Minimani Ac] ZiwOo | +4.32 | 79 | 25 |
| #3 | Kami | +0.30 | 56 | 43 |
| #4 | [Minimani Ac] Megixx | -0.60 | 33 | 54 |
| #5 | Yuri Lover Final Boss | -1.81 | 36 | 30 |





